Two Day Trip to Cali

Just came back from a two day trip to Cali!
Malvina and Sam's wedding was gorgeous, and I got 1,010 pictures out of it.
Some are great.
Others not so much.
The potatoes after the ceremony were fantastic.
So was the ceremony.
Heck, everything was great!
I loved seeing my beloved cousin and best friend.
I was really sad to see her go, though.
So my dad took me binge shopping and I bought Reese's Peeces(?), Milano's, lipgloss, and eyeshadow.
We went back to my grandma's apartment and I read a ton of National Geographics that are reandmly laying around in her building.
Most were from the 70's.

Anyhoo, on the plane, right after we landed I had to go pee really bad.
Really bad.
Really, really bad.
So, I went and on the way back , I tried squeezing back to my seat.
But of course, these two old people were all,
"There's no room"
When there was plenty of room for a teeny person like me to squeeze through.
Then they jabbered on and on and ON about how there was no room.
Were they insane?
I don't know.
Couldn't they just let me pass?
What is wrong with all the old people I meet?